Obtaining Chucked | the Metropolitan Dater

The fantastic thing about being good-looking is you’re good-looking to both women and men. Actually, I simply take satisfaction in this dual-sexuality charm. I am not truly what good-looking of men, in case you are perhaps not my personal mommy (don’t be perverted, god dammit!). But we you can still find people that believe I’m the “material.”

Anyway, this story is not about me personally. This story means my man, Rod. People with read the things for a time now, may recall Rod from tail of
Crazy Sms.
Yep, i am dealing with exactly the same guy.

Thankfully for me and, moreover, individually he’s got enabled us to inform another story of full and total violence. These days, we analyze the story of Rod, a

Good-luck Chuck

for brand new era.

Any time you recall the basic assumption of 2007’s
Razzie
Nominated Good Luck Chuck, you may recall that Dickhead MaGee (Dane Cook) had a curse that when the guy slept with a females, they’d get a hold of their particular true-love aka the following guy they get together with… Terrible movie. Insert Rod: “a lot better than fiction.” There is not a truly an expression with this… Could we refer to it as “Getting Chucked?”  Because of this article, we will simply utilize that, mmkay?

Go into the Vag at the Very Own Threat

I will be to blame no less than for many of those instances of Rod obtaining

Chucked.

If mind acts me well, I introduced or placed him capable of satisfy and date at the very least three lovely ladies. It was through the instances when i must say i wanted to match my friends collectively. Not surprisingly, i am an asshole and I no more play the matchmaking video game.

Rod Vs. Herzog O’Hoolihan

– teenage Rod had been prepared for fight as he began internet dating Herzog, certainly my personal best friends, that is had the experience in my situation a lot more occasions than I’m able to rely. This lasted a short few months as a recall. Things started off with extreme fun, but didn’t work-out, when Herzog pulled the much reviled rip-heart-out-of-chest-with-bare-hand fatality on Rod… Outcome? #sadpandaface, Herzog has since, received involved possesses a tiny military of children and lives in the industry of Happily Ever After…

Range to Matrimonial Bliss? Two dudes.

Rod Vs. Lyrica McSpankyPants


and Dormatta Vue –

Oh, yes, from the this. It actually was quite amusing just how this one played out… Really, at least initially. Rod was on the hunt, the thing is. He previously fulfilled a couple of in a position and qualified bachelorettes at one of my personal much-hyped Halloween functions. I was satisfied, the guy was going to tw0-fist his online dating existence!

Lyrica was a pleasant girl, who We have recognized for an extended, number of years. Nice as pie she had been and she cannot hold her eyes of Rod. The spent numerous enjoyable nights with each other, you realize, since many people who find themselves into performing each other are wont doing. That isn’t the amusing. The funny, subsequently, you ask? Some days, he would be in their automobile and drive a block and one half over to Dormatta’s location to spend time and their wang on. Yes, both ladies he had been online dating happened to be only block from one another. Rod, i do believe, initially had been frustrated and stressed through this unexpected convenience, but later grew keen on the ability it provided. The ability price had been certainly in the favor.

Much like anything else in daily life, whether it’s good, it should reach a conclusion. Fundamentally Rod ceased hanging out/calling Lyrica in genuine “fade-to-black” style (aka merely “the fade”). He ended up internet dating Dormatta for more than couple of years before she left him, got engaged and relocated from the country all within a years’ time.

Length to Matrimonial Bliss? One dude. Let Us fast ahead a-year many change…

Rod vs. Slutty Dorothy

– Now, this failed to last a long time. Rod had endured a pretty epic break up and have you any idea what the cunning runt of one did? The guy moved and dated their ex’s companion!  Well played sir, well-played certainly! Naughty Dorothy (no crime to sluts around the world. I like you kids) ended up being, well, slutty-hot. It just happened at another Halloween party that their unique short three month lengthy stint of love was actually visiting an-end. Was it angry-nerd complex that kiled the connection, or was the girl witnessing somebody quietly?  Globally may can’t say for sure. All i could reveal is the fact that the commitment finished after this celebration. She out of cash situations off with him, sporting a Slutty Dorothy getup (hot, right>?). She finished up acquiring back with an ex and having engaged within a number of quick days…

Length to Matrimonial Bliss? Whoosh!

The moral for this story kids? Being Good-luck Chuck sucks worse than that shitty film actually ever performed… Oh! And prevent meeting folks on Halloween! Yeah!